every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
*flips a coin* ok, so, a boy, who is in love with a girl who *spins a wheel* collects secondhand journals, meet and *rolls dice* go on a cruise with the main character’s *throws dart* albino friend who likes *picks a card out of a hat* 11th century Norwegian poetry.